god pooped in my shoe


PoEtry MoNth


don’t get triggered.

it’s just a poem.


god pooped in my shoe

sometimes that’s the only explanation


1 shoe

2 cats

1 dog

who dunnit



the answer is not obvious

nothing quite makes sense

What The to the Big F

there is only one explanation


only one other person will truly get this

tho many of you may translate it to the



and often quite funny

happenings that leave us wondering


god pooped in my shoe

thank goodness for a sense of humor

the only explanation is this

and i’m ok with it


’twas not i – obvs


and this poem HAS no collage

cuz . . . obvs



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